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Global
Shot Doctor Webmaster Disclaimer
(Please
Memorize...)
Penalty for
private use. Shake well before using. This product is meant for
educational purposes only. May be too intense for some viewers.
Any resemblance to real persons living or dead is purely coincidental.
Please return your seats and tray tables to their locked and upright
position. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. This side up.
Void where prohibited. Some assembly required. List each check separately
by bank number. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during
shipment. Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed or implied.
Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage
will be paid by you! Subject to approval. This is not an offer to
sell securities. Apply only to affected area. Do not stamp. Use
other side for additional listings. For recreational use only. Do
not disturb. All models over 18 years of age. No postage necessary
if mailed in the United States. Please remain seated until the ride
has come to a complete stop. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance
of this agreement. For off-road use only. As seen on TV. One size
fits all. Many suitcases look alike. Contains a substantial amount
of non-tobacco ingredients. Colors may fade. We have sent the forms
which seem right for you. Slippery when wet. For office use only.
Drop in any mailbox. Edited for television. Keep cool; process promptly.
Post office will not deliver without proper postage. List was current
at time of printing. Return to sender, no forwarding order on file,
unable to forward. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental
or consequential damages resulting from any defect error or failure
to perform. At participating locations only. No minors allowed.
Not the Beatles. See label for sequence. Do not write below this
line. Watch for falling rock. Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Your
canceled check is your receipt. Add toner. Place stamp here. Avoid
contact with skin. Sanitized for your protection. Be sure each item
is properly endorsed. Sign here without admitting guilt. Slightly
higher west of the Mississippi. Employees and their families are
not eligible. Beware of dog. Contestants have been briefed on some
questions before the show. Limited time offer, call now to ensure
prompt delivery. You must be present to win. No passes accepted
for this engagement. No purchase necessary. Processed at location
stamped in code at top of carton. Shading within a garment may occur.
Use only in a well-ventilated area. Keep away from fire or flames.
Replace with same type. Approved for veterans. Booths for two or
more. Check here if tax deductible. Some equipment shown is optional.
Price does not include taxes. This pill to be taken orally. No Canadian
coins. Not recommended for children. Prerecorded for this time zone.
Reproduction strictly prohibited. No solicitors. No alcohol, dogs
or horses. No anchovies unless otherwise specified. Restaurant package,
not for resale. List at least two alternate dates. First pull up,
then pull down. Call toll free number before digging. Driver does
not carry cash. Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product
appear for identification purposes only. Objects in mirror may be
closer than they appear. Record additional transactions on back
of previous stub. A registered trademark. Do not fold, spindle or
mutilate. No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete
stop. Package sold by weight, not volume. Your mileage may vary.
Keep in a cool dry place. Contents under pressure. Objects in mirror
are closer than they appear.
This supersedes
all previous notices.
This disclaimer
may not be copied without the expressed written consent of whoever
I stole it from...
;-) Todd
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